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hello, I'm alex. I'm a 20 year old computer science student living in granbury, texas. I manage IT and am a webmaster for an armored vehicle brokerage firm and hope to one day become an internet entrepeneur.

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Nov 22

“Quote”

“If it helps, throw most of the script out and just have the actors read each other’s character descriptions at one another in angry voices.”

Every Episode of ‘House’ Ever (via nickdouglas)

I have nothing but contempt for this article.

But “THE PATIENT POOPS A LUNG” made me laugh.

Nov 22

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malty:

brokenmachine:

scout:artistspaid:saramcpherson:

Radiohead’s “Creep,” as covered by an Belgian all-girl choir, Scala, and conducted by the the Kolacny brothers (find song here). (via meaghano, moderation, dazzlingdelta, lamb & xoxoadrienne)

This is freakin’ awesome. It sends shivers down my spine.

Nov 20

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unfollowed

malty:

everytime i lose a follower I think ‘well fuck you too, loser! who needs ya?!’ but then I realize… i do

I got all butthurt when you unfollowed me. :( If you start following me again I’ll stop reblogging everything cool that comes through tumblr, I promise!

Nov 18

Video Post

Louis CK - Everything’s amazing, nobody’s happy on Conan

Nov 17

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INTERNET RUNNING CLUB

duplo:

Okay, guys. I set up a team on the Nike+ site! So far three people (um, including me) have joined.

JOIN!

I’m thinking there ought to be some sort of reward for whoever runs the most miles each week or something. I don’t know what that will be. I’ll think on that…

Mostly, it will just be a way to stay motivated! I’m excited.

Joined as alexdonker, picking up a Sportband tonight.
Nov 17

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Andrea Allen

andreaallen:

garlix:

millerthekiller:

My glasses are always dirty.  Whenever we hang out she always takes them off my face and cleans them for me.  As she does this, I think of Jesus washing the feet of his disciples.

Thought of that today when i took mine off to scrach my eye, realized how dirty they were and thought, “if andrea were here, she would have caught that from across the room.”

My glasses are dirty also.

Dirty lenses will not be tolerated.

It’s like theres no point, they’re dirty almost as soon as you put them back on :S
Nov 17

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Last straw

andreaallen:

jonathanmarcus:

Go to the student housing place and demand a new room - a single. Don’t take no for an answer. The situation is ruining your experience.

juliaheffernan:

As I walked in I noticed she was sticking something into the toilet.  It was a wooden spoon.  MY wooden spoon. I was confused mostly.  She said “trying to get my tampon out of the toilet because it clogged it.”  Then she laughed.  SHE LAUGHED.  Then I said “that is my spoon.”  She said, get this, “O, no, don’t worry, I’ve done this before.”  WHAT?! WTF!?!?! At this point my head is exploding and I don’t even know where to begin.  I am not exactly good at confrontation. I am really really really really really angry about this.  I don’t know how to deal with her any more.  While not trying to sound too conceited, I gotta say that I think I am pretty easy to live with.  I am quiet, pretty clean, and most of all I don’t stick my roommates’ stuff in the toilet.  This has not been a *great* day.

Julia, this basically guarantees you’ll be able to move out at semester.

Oh my god, this is horrible. Yeah, don’t delay on getting a new room, after Christmas break I kind of forgot how terrible my first roommate was. Big mistake, I didn’t get a new one until March and my living / study situation suffered.
Nov 16

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Man, I want to work at CV one of these days. It looks like those guys (and girls) have way too much goddamn fun.
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Nov 14

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dobbsie:

kayfabe:

danhacker:

Valve studios have released the cinematic posters for the four campaigns ‘Left 4 Dead.

All of these are brilliant poster designs in their own cheesy way. I really hope this game is everything I’ve been wanting from a zombie horde shooter.

Check there whole series out here

Oh man, I’m so excited for this. I’ve been playing the demo already and it’s so awesome. I preloaded the game and everything, too bad they encrypted the game files — I thought I’d be able to play the retail maps on the demo :[

Nov 14

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(via alexbalk)

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