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mattmcinerney: Fugue Icons - 1,000 16x16 pixel icons in case...

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 11:08:04 -0600

mattmcinerney:

Fugue Icons - 1,000 16x16 pixel icons in case you didn’t have enough from FamFamFam

gpoyw

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 01:41:25 -0600

gpoyw

reaganomixxx: People always ask me what the secret to creativity is. I can’t really give a solid...

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 09:47:09 -0600

reaganomixxx:

People always ask me what the secret to creativity is. I can’t really give a solid answer, but I do get my best ideas while sitting on the toilet. That’s why I call it my “dream catcher.”

juliaheffernan: Wow. I hate you facebook. Way to make me lose...

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 13:12:51 -0600

juliaheffernan:

Wow. I hate you facebook. Way to make me lose all sense of my self worth. Well done. Make more applications like this, especially on a website catering mainly to teenagers. Awesome.

This is the best way to get facebook app pageviews EVER

juliaheffernan: Today I decided to redo my portfolio page. ...

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 18:21:01 -0600

juliaheffernan:

Today I decided to redo my portfolio page. Check it out!

http://www.juliaheffernan.com

the text is going way far to the right on my 1440x900 window :

working on my new portfolio website, alexmeswarb.com

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 03:53:29 -0600

working on my new portfolio website, alexmeswarb.com

Computer Programmer Rap Battle

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:11:21 -0600

we ain't here to do e-c-e
we're here to do c-s-e on the w-e-b
listen to me spit these rhymes
while i program lines
and commit web accessibility crimes
word, son
You talk like your big on these I-Net kicks,
But your shit flows slower than a two-eighty-six.
I'm tracking down hosts and nmap scans,
While Code Igniter's got you wringing your hands.
Cut the crap rap,
Or I'll run ettercap,
Grab your AIM chat,
N' send a PC bitch-slap!
peace
you're talkin bout down hosts and nmap scans
while i got other plans
you're at your new job, but you can't even do it right
you just create a plight with your http rewrites
i've been on the web since the age of three
you just got on directly off the bus from mississippi
respect yo' elders, bitch
You've been webbin' since three, but still ain't grown up,
Gotta update your config and send the brain a SIGHUP.
You say you're that old? No wonder you're slow!
You're knocking at the door while I run this show!
Elders my ass, you're shit's still in school,
Hunt and pecking at the keyboard like a spaghetti-damned fool,
Rim-riffing your hard drive like a tool,
Face it. I rule.
i erase my harddrives with magnets (bitch)
all you can do is troll on the fagnets
and son, my brain's wrapped in a nohup
it wont be hurt by the words you throwup
dont mind me while i emerge my ownage
while you're still over there apt-getting your porridge
you say i'm still in school
but the fact is that i know the rule
cuz you need to go back to grade three
and you better plea, that they take sucky graduates from c-s-e
Time to bend over and apply a patch,
Your brain's throwing static like a CD with a scratch.
Your connection got nuked and you've met your match.
You run a single process like a VAX with a batch.
I'd pass the torch to a real winner
But it'd just scorch a while-loop spinner
Caught in a loop that you cant escape,
I run clock cycles around your words and flows,
Cuz your rhyme is like a PS fan: it' blows,
Your water-cooled lyrics leak and it shows,
Take your ass back to alt.paid.for.windows.
Good god, I can't even respond to that. :P
You win haha
* http402 takes a bow

(via juliaheffernan) Don’t fret, PHP is easy as pie....

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 11:56:00 -0600

(via juliaheffernan)

Don’t fret, PHP is easy as pie. Especially if you already know another programming language.

thewordunheard: Infused with vodka. Not your Nana’s pumpkin...

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 11:53:15 -0600

thewordunheard:

Infused with vodka.

Not your Nana’s pumpkin pie. Except maybe if your Nana is AWESOME.

recipe please!?

'Kick a ginger' day left redheads with legs covered in bruises

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 11:43:00 -0600

'Kick a ginger' day left redheads with legs covered in bruises:

nickdouglas:

Ha! Ha! Ethnic violence is funny when it’s against whites! Jesus.

high schoolers are stupid, news at 11

"If it helps, throw most of the script out and just have the actors read each other’s character..."

Sat, 22 Nov 2008 19:49:00 -0600

“If it helps, throw most of the script out and just have the actors read each other’s character descriptions at one another in angry voices.”

- Every Episode of ‘House’ Ever (via nickdouglas)

I have nothing but contempt for this article.

But “THE PATIENT POOPS A LUNG” made me laugh.

malty: brokenmachine: scout:artistspaid:saramcpherson: ...

Sat, 22 Nov 2008 01:12:20 -0600

malty:

brokenmachine:

scout:artistspaid:saramcpherson:

Radiohead’s “Creep,” as covered by an Belgian all-girl choir, Scala, and conducted by the the Kolacny brothers (find song here). (via meaghano, moderation, dazzlingdelta, lamb & xoxoadrienne)

This is freakin’ awesome. It sends shivers down my spine.

unfollowed

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:56:13 -0600

malty:

everytime i lose a follower I think ‘well fuck you too, loser! who needs ya?!’ but then I realize… i do

I got all butthurt when you unfollowed me. :( If you start following me again I’ll stop reblogging everything cool that comes through tumblr, I promise!

Louis CK - Everything’s amazing, nobody’s happy on...

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 11:50:00 -0600

Louis CK - Everything’s amazing, nobody’s happy on Conan

INTERNET RUNNING CLUB

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:56:44 -0600

duplo:

Okay, guys. I set up a team on the Nike+ site! So far three people (um, including me) have joined.

JOIN!

I’m thinking there ought to be some sort of reward for whoever runs the most miles each week or something. I don’t know what that will be. I’ll think on that…

Mostly, it will just be a way to stay motivated! I’m excited.

Joined as alexdonker, picking up a Sportband tonight.

Andrea Allen

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:48:25 -0600

andreaallen:

garlix:

millerthekiller:

My glasses are always dirty. Whenever we hang out she always takes them off my face and cleans them for me. As she does this, I think of Jesus washing the feet of his disciples.

Thought of that today when i took mine off to scrach my eye, realized how dirty they were and thought, “if andrea were here, she would have caught that from across the room.”

My glasses are dirty also.

Dirty lenses will not be tolerated.

It’s like theres no point, they’re dirty almost as soon as you put them back on :S

Last straw

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:40:43 -0600

andreaallen:

jonathanmarcus:

Go to the student housing place and demand a new room - a single. Don’t take no for an answer. The situation is ruining your experience.

juliaheffernan:

As I walked in I noticed she was sticking something into the toilet. It was a wooden spoon. MY wooden spoon. I was confused mostly. She said “trying to get my tampon out of the toilet because it clogged it.” Then she laughed. SHE LAUGHED. Then I said “that is my spoon.” She said, get this, “O, no, don’t worry, I’ve done this before.” WHAT?! WTF!?!?! At this point my head is exploding and I don’t even know where to begin. I am not exactly good at confrontation. I am really really really really really angry about this. I don’t know how to deal with her any more. While not trying to sound too conceited, I gotta say that I think I am pretty easy to live with. I am quiet, pretty clean, and most of all I don’t stick my roommates’ stuff in the toilet. This has not been a *great* day.

Julia, this basically guarantees you’ll be able to move out at semester.

Oh my god, this is horrible. Yeah, don’t delay on getting a new room, after Christmas break I kind of forgot how terrible my first roommate was. Big mistake, I didn’t get a new one until March and my living / study situation suffered.

Man, I want to work at CV one of these days. It looks like those guys (and girls) have way too much...

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 12:08:19 -0600

Man, I want to work at CV one of these days. It looks like those guys (and girls) have way too much goddamn fun.

dobbsie: kayfabe: danhacker: Valve studios have released the...

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:53:40 -0600

dobbsie:

kayfabe:

danhacker:

Valve studios have released the cinematic posters for the four campaigns ‘Left 4 Dead.

All of these are brilliant poster designs in their own cheesy way. I really hope this game is everything I’ve been wanting from a zombie horde shooter.

Check there whole series out here

Oh man, I’m so excited for this. I’ve been playing the demo already and it’s so awesome. I preloaded the game and everything, too bad they encrypted the game files — I thought I’d be able to play the retail maps on the demo :[

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Fri, 14 Nov 2008 13:11:39 -0600

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